[[ SN: 001037-0986XMD (informal designation: JULIAN) ]]
"Should I be...surprised to have any one of you contact me? If that is indeed your plan, then the obviousness of this prerecorded message should be clear. I am not present at the moment. State your business. And do not waste my time with any sort of frivolity."
[PURREEP. It doesn't matter what form the message takes, the device will save it and bother Xemnas with a little tune